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+ | ====== Charlie [Baker] on the MBTA ====== | ||
+ | ===== (73rd anniversary edition) ===== | ||
+ | Tune: //Charlie on the MTA// | ||
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+ | [The author of these lyrics is anonymous by choice but has granted permission to share them.] | ||
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+ | First performed 8.10.22 on the Orange Line platform at Back Bay Station | ||
+ | with Jacob Deck on Celtic harp, Ben Rechel on Bass, Anna Seda on Cello | ||
+ | Lyrics by a local friend that wished to remain anonymous | ||
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+ | Let me tell you a story ‘bout a man named Charlie on a tragic and fateful day | ||
+ | He got driven to his office, gave a speech and took some photos | ||
+ | Then he shut down the MTA | ||
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+ | //Will it ever return? | ||
+ | But its fate is still unlearned | ||
+ | We may crawl forever through the streets of Boston | ||
+ | But our train may never return// | ||
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+ | If you’re in Back Bay and you gotta get to Malden or from Cambridge to Jamaica Plain | ||
+ | Hope you’ve got four wheels or a couple extra hours | ||
+ | ‘Cause you won’t get there on the train! | ||
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+ | //Will it ever return? | ||
+ | But its fate is still unlearned | ||
+ | We may crawl forever through the streets of Boston | ||
+ | But our train may never return// | ||
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+ | So the old orange line and the Green Line Extension | ||
+ | Are both shut for a month it’s true (OR MORE!) | ||
+ | And the way things are going we can probably be certain | ||
+ | That they’ll shut down the Red Line too! | ||
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+ | //Will it ever return? | ||
+ | But its fate is still unlearned | ||
+ | We may crawl forever through the streets of Boston | ||
+ | But our train may never return// | ||
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+ | // | ||
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+ | Now you citizens of Boston don’t you think that it’s a scandal Charlie skips traffic ev’ry day | ||
+ | Someone bribe his chauffeur, stick a needle in his tires | ||
+ | and put Charlie on the MTA {for legal reasons it’s a joke} | ||
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+ | //Will it ever return? | ||
+ | But its fate is still unlearned | ||
+ | We may crawl forever through the streets of Boston | ||
+ | But our train may never return | ||
+ | But our train may never return// |