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 +====== Charlie [Baker] on the MBTA ======
 +===== (73rd anniversary edition) =====
  
 +Tune: //Charlie on the MTA//
 +
 +[The author of these lyrics is anonymous by choice but has granted permission to share them.]
 +
 +First performed 8.10.22 on the Orange Line platform at Back Bay Station
 +with Jacob Deck on Celtic harp, Ben Rechel on Bass, Anna Seda on Cello
 +Lyrics by a local friend that wished to remain anonymous
 +
 +
 +Let me tell you a story ‘bout a man named Charlie on a tragic and fateful day
 +He got driven to his office, gave a speech and took some photos
 +Then he shut down the MTA
 +
 +//Will it ever return?  May it ever return!
 +But its fate is still unlearned
 +We may crawl forever through the streets of Boston
 +But our train may never return//
 +
 +If you’re in Back Bay and you gotta get to Malden or from Cambridge to Jamaica Plain
 +Hope you’ve got four wheels or a couple extra hours
 +‘Cause you won’t get there on the train!  (Learn to swim!)
 +
 +//Will it ever return?  May it ever return!
 +But its fate is still unlearned
 +We may crawl forever through the streets of Boston
 +But our train may never return//
 +
 +So the old orange line and the Green Line Extension
 +Are both shut for a month it’s true (OR MORE!)
 +And the way things are going we can probably be certain
 +That they’ll shut down the Red Line too!
 +
 +//Will it ever return?  May it ever return!
 +But its fate is still unlearned
 +We may crawl forever through the streets of Boston
 +But our train may never return//
 +
 +//[Instrumental Break]//
 +
 +Now you citizens of Boston don’t you think that it’s a scandal Charlie skips traffic ev’ry day
 +Someone bribe his chauffeur, stick a needle in his tires
 +and put Charlie on the MTA {for legal reasons it’s a joke}
 +
 +//Will it ever return?  IT HAD BETTER RETURN!
 +But its fate is still unlearned
 +We may crawl forever through the streets of Boston
 +But our train may never return
 +But our train may never return//